Order a custom portrait for the holidays (special December pricing!)
I’ll illustrate anyone, even your dog, kid, or your naked self. Just e-mail me from my site and we’ll get it going.
Thanks. Please repost if you can.

Order a custom portrait for the holidays (special December pricing!)

I’ll illustrate anyone, even your dog, kid, or your naked self. Just e-mail me from my site and we’ll get it going.

Thanks. Please repost if you can.

Win a Free Custom Illustration from a Brooklyn Artist!

I just launched my custom portrait site and decided to run a few contests. Check out my contest tumblog to enter and please repost! Everyone loves free art and photo contests.

winaportrait:

To celebrate the launch of my custom portrait site, I’m hosting two contest where the winner will receive a free digital illustration of their winning photo. The current running contests are below:

1. Cute Kid Contest
The photo with the most “likes” by February 1, 2012 will win. The submitting parent will receive 1 free digital illustration of their child’s winning photo. Awesome, no? Quite!

2. Bitchin’ ‘stache Contest
He (or she) who receives the most “likes” for a photo of their lovely selves with a bitchin’ mustache will win 1 free digital illustration of their winning photo. Contest runs through March 1, 2012.

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How to Enter:
Submit your entry photo through this tumblog. Qualifying photos (just stick with the contest descriptions, and no nudity) will be posted for the masses to judge. The winner will be announced within a week following the contest deadline.

sfdoom asked: hi, I just had a question about that Elliott smith tattoo post of yours. The figure 8 cover, is that your tattoo? and if so does it wrap totally around your arm or does it kind of taper off at all?

It wraps around my arm. The tattoo is of the whole image, minus the silhouettes of the instruments.

Process: Day 1

Here’s a preview of an illustration of my boyfriend that I’m currently working on.

A simple drawing I did during a lunch break of my favorite photo of Jack and Meg. Just because you only have basic office supplies doesn’t mean you can’t make cool art. I used a ballpoint pen, sheet of printer paper, red magic marker, and a sharpie.

Sorry it’s such a shitty photograph, I haven’t set my scanner up yet.

I guess I’ll have to start posting more now that a few new followers have arrived. Thanks for the follows, everyone. It was a nice surprise. To the ink! It’s time to get messy.

Me.

fuckyeahtattoos:

My first tattoo (my largest, over 8 hours of work in two sittings) is one of my favorite paintings, The Angel of Meat by Mark Ryden. This was done maybe five years ago at 8th Day Tattoo in Jacksonville, Florida, by Graham (who is spectacular!). It has nothing to do with whether I’m vegetarian or not, I just love the painting. I’m an art nerd, through and through.
The strangest experience I’ve had with it was at the Evelyn Evelyn show in NYC last year. On my way out of the theater, Sxip Shirey stopped me, asked if that was a naked lady holding a steak on my arm, then proceeded to bite and fiercely gnaw (and drool) on it with his teeth. He then proclaimed, “has Amanda seen this? She has to see this!” prior to dragging me upstairs, by my arm, and showing the tattoo to both Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley. I think he said something along the lines of, “look at this crazy shit! There’s a steak on her arm!”
On a semi-daily basis, someone asks me if it’s me, to which I reply, “No, I do not have myself tattooed on myself…”

Me.

fuckyeahtattoos:

My first tattoo (my largest, over 8 hours of work in two sittings) is one of my favorite paintings, The Angel of Meat by Mark Ryden. This was done maybe five years ago at 8th Day Tattoo in Jacksonville, Florida, by Graham (who is spectacular!). It has nothing to do with whether I’m vegetarian or not, I just love the painting. I’m an art nerd, through and through.

The strangest experience I’ve had with it was at the Evelyn Evelyn show in NYC last year. On my way out of the theater, Sxip Shirey stopped me, asked if that was a naked lady holding a steak on my arm, then proceeded to bite and fiercely gnaw (and drool) on it with his teeth. He then proclaimed, “has Amanda seen this? She has to see this!” prior to dragging me upstairs, by my arm, and showing the tattoo to both Amanda Palmer and Jason Webley. I think he said something along the lines of, “look at this crazy shit! There’s a steak on her arm!”

On a semi-daily basis, someone asks me if it’s me, to which I reply, “No, I do not have myself tattooed on myself…”

luluisgod asked: hi yeah I love your Einsturzende Neubauten tattoo.

Thank you! You are infinitely rad for recognizing it.

I was so pissed off when their US tour got canceled last year because of visa problems…

neilthomasallen-deactivated2011 asked: quick question, do you like elliot smith by any chance?

EDIT: I thought this came in the inbox in another tumblr (anon) I run, not the one I submitted my tattoo under. I accept your sass.

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Either you read my comic about Elliott, you took a lucky stab in the dark, or you discovered my secret identity and saw my Elliott Smith tattoo.

Or you’re the guy at the Duane Reade on Bedford that has asked me this about ten times.

Back to art. Here’s an ocean or whatever.

Back to art. Here’s an ocean or whatever.

barecontact asked: YOU ARE SO COOL.

Coolness is entirely subjective, which means you’re just batshit crazy for saying so ;)

I found Santa in Bedford-Stuyvesant. I MUST illustrate him.

I found Santa in Bedford-Stuyvesant. I MUST illustrate him.

Ask me a question or whatever.

No, I will not draw _____ for free.

Throw an ugly mask on a dude, illustrate the weird picture you took of him.

Throw an ugly mask on a dude, illustrate the weird picture you took of him.

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